So You Think You Can "Geezer"

Instructions for becoming the Geezer you have always dreamed of.

Geezing is not as easy as it looks. It’s definitely not for sissies. That’s why God made geezers out of people who have plenty of experience and maturity. Those who couldn’t handle it he eventually turns into senior citizens, or elderly gentlemen or women. No, geezing is tough.

How to Stay Humble When You're Smarter than Everybody Else

Some people don't have the fundamental intelligence to determine the correct nostril into which to insert a lima bean. This book is not for them. This book is for the few who are silently bearing the burden of a superior intelligence, or think they are anyway.

This is a book for people who love to cook, love food and love sharing wonderful food with their loved ones. Each person and each dish is dear to my heart, and I hope you'll feel the same.

- Kelsey Dollar